welcome to the TRASH & CRASH show...

Hometown:

Las Vegas by way of Ronkonkoma

Player/Fan Status

Player/Current

If you are a player, who do you presently skate for?

LV HighRollers, and the rest... up for debate

Are you a newbie with a desire to skate on a team?

yes!

How did you hear about this website?

Search Engine

Relationship Status:

Married

About Me:

I'm a banked track skater from Las Vegas willing to train or play anywhere, anytime! I always skate 'red' but am willing to do legit non-scripted against ANYONE. That's right folks- I'm a tough bitch and willing to prove it. I also have a best friend (Melissa the Assaulted Peanut) who skates pretty rad herself! We love taking road trips to the next Derby destination and then spend our stipend on beer!

Favorite RollerGames/RollerDerby Team:

yours!

Favorite RollerGames/RollerDerby Player:

assaulted peanut, lali O

Favorite RollerGames/RollerDerby grudge between players:

My own against Shar Cerrito. She's the epitome of BULLY! Someone should put that talentless lard ass on red shirt if she wants to act like an animal all the time! She breaks new skaters in by shoving them from behind. Pulease gimme a break. If she actually tried to match a skater drill for drill, skill for skill she'd surely lose!

I want RollerSports action to come to my town so that I can see it live.

yes

I am a skater, and would like to know how I can try out for a team.

yes

The thing I remember most about RollerGames/RollerDerby is:

training, training, training... DON'T pass on the inside... treat the vets with respect... why are you trying to put me in the corn field??!? Trish! Melissa! Jam Scenario RIGHT NOW! No no just like pull it out Mel Gibson styleee-- Track Burn... My flight through the air hovering the entire length of the straight away compliments of Jammin' Joe... that GD whistle... Oi! Oh and then learning it was fake after many months of training... that kinda stung a lil. But I'm committed and love it still.

My Favorite Music:

whatevers on Guitar Hero-- ha-- Just Kidding. All time favs are Johnny Cash, the Misfits and of course, Elvis.

My Favorite TV Shows:

who has time for TV when you are tearin' up the track??

Something nobody knows about me:

I'm a 'bone crushing, eye gouging skatin' machine' AND I'm glad when you MESSAGE someone it doesn't show up here on the left side of the front/ main page. Jeez. It's a lil embarrassing to stalk and leave comments and post pics and such!

I promise to upload my picture to my profile:

yes

Please keep me informed about EVERYTHING RollerGames/RollerDerby!

yes

My personal website, blog, or MySpace site is:

http://www.myspace.com/trishtrashneedsabath