I chimed in on a discussion about Roller derby-games-girls-jam stars that you would have on you're own dream team. on this list lets see who you would consider "overrated" and would rather have on the opposing team? And lets not be mean. maybe 3 men - women. I also get the feeling that scripted players that really weren't great skaters are gonna end up on this list. But remember thatt just making it to the Roller derby or games or jam or girls, leagues means you have some talent.
1- Mike Phillips- Mr. P He looked mean and bad, but he was so easily outsmarted or out skated by the little jammers, If I had to rech the back of the pack it would be him I would want to defend.. With a little brainpower .Easy score
2-Cain and Able, and Julie Amazon ? I am not Exactly sure of the names - Florida sun dogs last season - two clowns that were to enhance the by then terrible Florida Sundogs - why they didn't promote Bob Barker who reminded you of a Charlie o or Bill Groll is beyond me. Julie had a great name, but no backup on the sundogs team and usually got Creamed in almost every jam - mostly with double team plays.
3- Lindsay Francis - Cindy Zimmerman - Tbird Twins ---- Pretty (beautiful) faces - average skating ability - the Twins were there purely for show as eye candy, cowering under the intense pressure of Ms. Georgia Hase. Lindasy Francis looked great in a bikini, but when she beat the Vastly superior Telisa Miller in a match race. it was over. Cindy always took the fall on jams, almost any jammer could out skate her. Need proof, all the videos with these skaters are on this site.
4- Brad Lemkuel ! - I mostly saw him as he flew over the rail. I would match race against him totally untrained tomorrow and probably win. I will add some of his rail flying ability on here real soon. I promise.
5- Tonette Kadramas- She was in Kansas city bomber, Battled ( got splattered by) Joanie Weston in a few rare inter league games. Is great in an interview, and a decent skater, but not a team carrier, when compared to skaters like Sowinski or Arnold. she had little real substance, luckily she was paired with a good back up team like Candy Mitchell, and Patti Calvin, and Vicky Steppe. They made her look good , when she was just average.
I will also add Some of the roller games managers,( not including Georgia Hase, Dave Pound, or John Hall.) As well as the roller jam managers ( The Nurse, and the dominatrix accountant, and Kenneth Loge) ! silly characters
The alligator: he must have drove the animal rights people insane.
I am not saying these skaters cant skate or aren't competitors. They are, I will just say put the camera on more interesting and worthy subjects.
Tags: derby, games, jam, over, rated, roller, skaters
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